Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Potty Humor

Farty McFarterson is at it again. It makes me laugh. But, not out loud. Just in my head.

In related news, I have to pee. Really bad. But I just went to the bathroom and one of the stalls is out of order and the other is occupied by someone makin' a stinky.

This means I have to hold it until it airs out. I wouldn't want someone to walk in, recognize my shoes under the wall of the one stall and think I'm the one who emitted such gaseous fumes. No, we can't have that.

I suppose I could go make a peepee on another floor, but that would be too easy.

Ugh, she just farted again. This is ridiculous.

Okay, there it was a THIRD TIME. My goodness, she better be careful or she just might mess her pants.

Maybe I should send her this SNL "commercial."


Lipstick said...

LOL!!!! I love this potty humor! I don't you ever get too old to laugh at somebody farting.

Impulsive Addict said...

OMG! This is funny stuff! Isn't she embarrassed? I wonder how many times she has "sharted" in her pants! LOL!

Katy said...

Wow, interesting. Surely she knows it's happening. You should go buy some spray and spray it everytime she does it. How sad, does she have a problem or something?

morewineplease said...

OH LORD! This is too funny... if I walk in a stinky bathroom and no one is there, I hurry up and pee so fast, just like you said... God forbid someone walk in and think it was me... LOL!!!

Coco said...

There is nothing worse than being falsely blames for another's poopy. Not good. Not good at all.