Farty McFarterson is at it again. It makes me laugh. But, not out loud. Just in my head.
In related news, I have to pee. Really bad. But I just went to the bathroom and one of the stalls is out of order and the other is occupied by someone makin' a stinky.
This means I have to hold it until it airs out. I wouldn't want someone to walk in, recognize my shoes under the wall of the one stall and think I'm the one who emitted such gaseous fumes. No, we can't have that.
I suppose I could go make a peepee on another floor, but that would be too easy.
Ugh, she just farted again. This is ridiculous.
Okay, there it was a THIRD TIME. My goodness, she better be careful or she just might mess her pants.
Maybe I should send her this SNL "commercial."