You might want to watch this video.
Now, listen, I’m not here to criticize and I really only have a couple of things to say about this…
Let me begin by saying you look great. Bad outfit and all. Because let’s face it you probably haven’t gained a substantial amount of weight. Your stylist just took you down the wrong road with that terrible outfit (you DID consult your stylist first, right? Right?). And even if you had gained 15 pounds, you’d still be thinner than a good 60% of the women in this country.
Here’s my problem – and it’s not really your fault. But, the celebrities coming forward in your defense? What a bunch of windbags. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some celebrities. But they really need to be mindful of what their purpose is. To entertain us. Not to starve themselves into nothingness, thereby providing the rest of us with lovely body image issues, and then get all touchy when WE criticize THEM for not maintaining the standard that they use to make us feel like SHIT. Talk about wanting your rice cake and eating it, too.
And the worst one defending you? Your sister. She got all pissy and indignant that people are criticizing the way you look and went so far as to inject Barack Obama’s inauguration into it (huh?) and the current state of the world to highlight how ridiculous it is that people would be discussing how you look. Maybe you should remind your sister that looks were SO IMPORTANT to her that she now has a completely different nose and chin. To each his own. I really think Surgically Enhanced Ashlee is much prettier than Regular Ashlee and I’ve said before that if someone offered me a nose job, I’d take it… But you won’t find me being a hypocrite about it.
One last thing: Wear black. It’s very slimming. (With the exception, of course, for that tank top you were wearing. What were you thinking?!?!)
KDK, Chief Steward
The Something In The Glass Household