For the benefit of your future endeavors, I thought I’d impart some knowledge to you.
If you’re going to ask me for money to buy you and your pregnant fiancée breakfast at McDonald’s, please make sure she is not smoking in the background.
Also, you would be wise to come up with an alternate opening line. For some reason, the words “Excuse me, ma’am, I just got out of jail and they only gave me slop to eat for days,” just really doesn’t do much to endear you to me.
There is a reason I never carry cash on me.
YOU are that reason.
Sincerely,
Something in the Glass
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LMAO!!!!! "solicitation technician"...I think you should come up with job description titles for the government!
LMAO!
If only they put half as much effort into actually FINDING a job as they did begging for money.
Wow! People never, ever cease to amaze me. I love the ones who sit at the exit ramps at the same interstate exit every day with the "I am hungry, please feed me sign". Meanwhile, they weigh twice as much as I do. You are not hungry my friend, you have a hangover and the munchies.
Lipstick - that actually would be a good fit for me since I look at job titles, job descriptions and work histories all day long. And trust me, companies come up with some creative titles for jobs.
Smoochiepoo - I HEAR YA! There are so many "solicitation technicians" in Portland...I swear, if the government could harness that manpower there's no telling what could be accomplished.
Lael - You crack me up. It's all about the munchies!!!
Seriously, pregnant SMOKING beggar? You'd think she'd at least lay off the cigs long enough to ask for money. They're supposed to be eliciting compassion and sorrow, right? While they're not showing that same emotion to the unborn yet??
Geeeeeeeez. Some people.
I wish that were the first time I'd seen a smoking pregnant woman. Several years ago, Hubby and I were at the Blues Festival and these two women asked if they could take a breather at our table b/c one of the gals was preggers and soooo exhausted. She sits down and pulls out a cig!! WTF?? I almost offered to go get her a beer, too. I mean, REALLY????
Imnot sure when I leave if the guy thought I was serious or not but myplans were made. I asked her how her night was and she said justfine and went upstairs to bed.
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Imnot sure when I leave if the guy thought I was serious or not but myplans were made. I asked her how her night was and she said justfine and went upstairs to bed.
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