Friday, March 20, 2009

It's Spring!

The title has nothing to do with this post. I just thought I would point that out in case any of you were unaware. It's also a good reminder for me...this morning when we headed to work, for some reason it felt like early fall instead of the first day of spring. All I wanted to do was go buy some Halloween decorations. Nobody seems to have these items on their shelves, so I went to work instead.

Since I don't really have anything interesting to blog about right now (other than surviving my first week of my VERY BUSY new job), I'll post something that Anniebanannie so obligingly tagged me with...

You've probably seen some version of this before, so we'll keep it simple. Go to google and type "Your name" and then the word "needs" into the Google search engine. Then list the first ten responses that make sense. I actually used my IRL name, but am still trying to protect the innocent (me) I'm shortening it here to just K.

1. K needs to take off the gloves.
You mean other people think so, too??

2. K needs a refreshment.
Darn right I do.

3. K needs money.
I’m actually okay in this department. But now I know that if this is ever true, all I need to do is put it on the internetz. I’m sure the money will flood in!

4. K needs super effort to make the cut.
Cut for what? Should I be preparing for something? This could cause serious anxiety.

5. K needs all five of her riders around her at all times.
Well, geez, you just told me I need super effort to make the cut. Why WOULDN’T I need all five of my riders around me at all times?

6. K needs is to focus on her kid, she has problems…
Well, that’s not nice.

7. K needs to mind her own business.
And neither is that!

8. K needs to loose a few.
C’mon! Give me a break!!! I was visiting the family in Oklahoma and just started a new job this week. I can admit I’ve been eating a little more than usual for the past couple of weeks. So shoot me! (But at least I'm not the one that spelled it "loose" instead of "lose.")

9. K needs killin!
I guess I didn’t need to make that last statement. Someone’s already right on top of the issue…

10. K needs to shut up and go home.
Looks like I need to do some research on the people out there who are sullying my good name. Either that or legally change my name to Mary. Mary’s never have this kind of trouble.

Join in the fun. I'd love to read about what the Internetz thinks YOU all need, too!

By the way, I decided out of sheer boredom that I would read Twilight again. I'm actually enjoying it more the second time, I think. But the point is, I don't necessarily like to re-read books, so if anyone has any suggestions for new reads, I'd LOVE to hear from you!


greedygrace said...

7 out of the top 10 were "Lisa needs braces." Is Google trying to telling me something?

Impulsive Addict said...

You crack me up! I need to do this too! I'm a bad anniebanannie friend.

Anniebanannie said...

These are funny.

Totally laughed out loud in the first paragraph about the Halloween comment. U R A funny one!

Kally said...

How funny!!! Your needs are much better than mine. When I looked up my needs the first one that came up was sex and I thought if I posted that it might draw the wrong kind of crowd :) It also seems that I need an adult to talk to and chews for toothless people. Crazy needs for Kally but that's how I roll dontchaknow!

Katy said...

I need to do looks like such fun! ...and it's funny.
I've missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!