I've been waiting so patiently. Big Brother is my summertime obsession. So, naturally, last night was a big night in the TSITG household.
You know, I used to think that John Mayer was a complete tool. And then I saw this
and it took away the douche-factor. And, of course, I met Faddah, which made anyone else on the douche-list pale in comparison.
But then, Big Brother went and brought this guy back from Season 10:
And so, let me say on this Friday - Congratulations, Jesse. You've been awarded the SITG Complete Douchebag and Total Tool Award... and you barely even had a chance to talk last night. That is how much you get on my nerves.
Why, why, why did Big Brother ruin it for me like this?!?!