Thursday, April 30, 2009

I never learn

Last night I had pizza.
And, yup, you guessed it.... last night I had a bizarre dream.

I won’t bore you with the details (well, at least not the LOOONG version that I bored Hubby with this morning), but we got invaded by aliens, my mom got P’dO - FYI, that’s my shorthand for pissed off…everyone says PO’d, but NOBODY actually gets “piss offed” so it just doesn’t make sense to say PO’d. Anyhoo, I digress. So, my mom got P’dO because I hadn’t checked in with her (uh, sorry mom, I was trying not to get killed by the 10-foot alien!), Hubby turned out to BE one of the aliens shortly after he turned into Matt LeBlanc (but, bless his heart, even though he was one of them, he still loved me enough to try and save my life). Then I got drunk and hatched a plan with Taylor Swift to escape, go meet up with my parents, sis, BIL and niece and nephew and live in the woods in tents.

But, we got caught trying to escape town. And that’s when I woke up.

I have a theory that the reason Mini wasn’t present in this dream is because the 10-foot alien is symbolic of the temper tantrum monster that has invaded my house for the past three days.

Or maybe it was just the pizza.


foxy said...

I love hearing your bizarre pizza dreams...

Schmoochiepoo said...

ya um.... you make me look normal.


How awesome you remebered it.. I never do for more than a few minutes.

Katy said...

Pizza and your dreams.....crazy times.
Thank goodness I don't have nightmares w/ pizza. I {heart} pizza SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much, forever and ever in love!!

Impulsive Addict said...

GURL...lay off the pizza! Dude...this post scared me and probably scared me for life! (Are scared and scared really spelled the same? Did I confuse you b/c I think I'm confused. Maybe it's scarred.)

Anyway, I loved your shorthand for P'dO. I couldn't agree more.

And I have to tell you that I'm in love with Mazzios. I heart pizza.

morewineplease said...

seriously funny! Will you please at pizza every night and tell us dreams?? For the team... ya know?

Kally said...

I have been having some crazy dreams lately also. Maybe it is something in the air?