Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hose, Not Ho's

I just thought you all might like to know a few things…

I wore tights today with my skirt.
I always destroy tights and pantyhose the first time I wear them.
I started out the day with a hole in the butt of my tights.
The hole has gotten progressively larger throughout the day.

Result:
My butt is hanging out the blown-out back of my pantyhose and now I feel like I’m wearing a pair of chaps under my skirt.

6 comments:

Schmoochiepoo said...

This post is worthless without pictures.


*giggle snort*

Something In The Glass said...

Um...yeah. Let me just say this...

You're gonna have to rely on your imagination for this one.

In my imagination, I have Megan Fox's tush. If that helps.

:o)

Katy said...

Lovely feeling my dear. I cannot stand pantyhose and tights, they are evil and they must be destroyed.

Sassy Cass said...

Just say noes to hose! I can't stand 'em and don't wear em, EVER!

Impulsive Addict said...

I'm with schmooch...I NEED A VISUAL PLEASE!!! I bet it looked HOTT! lol

morewineplease said...

Oh lord! I cannot stop giggling!