Friday's Math Lesson

Forgetting Password to Very Important Software Application
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Using a Toilet Seat Cover Because TP Is Out and I Forgot To Check Before I Started Peeing
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Being Forced To Listen to BLARING Irish Music, Which I Find More Irritating than Reggae, By Co-Worker In The Cube Next To Me Who Just Returned From Ireland
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Shortage of Co-Workers Due To Illness and Vacations
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Being On Hold To Have IT Reset Aforementioned Password

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Really Crappy Day.